This is top secret, deemed classified (the future of MoD)

British military, happiness is just around the corner…

The British military must understand, I’m a British scientific experiment, so I am a British science matter, don’t worry, everything will be sorted, I have everything under control, all British military have to do, is just relax, and start masturbating, the pleasures all mine, you soon know who your friends are Ministry of Defence, I give British science my life, I can’t escape.

Enemy news (updated)

Is the British military falling into a catch 22, British military need me, British science has confirmed, whatever British science is doing to me, British military don’t want me to be normal.

British science say British military is playing hard to get, because I’m impossible, I have been informed by British science that my day is coming, not the British military, British science is guiding me into the back door, the British military back door.

British military must learn Darren is vulnerable, defenceless, even though Darren is always being monitored, British science know Darren has many contacts with unknown sources, Darren is a chain reaction, Darren is the bigger picture.

The best way to win a war is not to start a war, that’s what British science say, Darren on the other hand will end the war, the war to end all war, is it possible, the British military must understand that Darren is in the matrix.

British science can confirm, Darren has applied to join the Royal Fleet Auxiliary, Darren will follow British science guidance only, not British military, Darren is a science project, British science want Darren to have a vagina, so Darren can be fucked by the British military, British military will love Darren’s pussy.

Darren is not what the British military would expect, Darren is the opposite, British science understand that Darren attract the aliens, British military would be petrified of Darren’s life, British science need to warn British military that Darren will die in the British military, from bliss.

Winning a war is magic, Darren gave the idea to British science, the British military have been told, British science know all about spells and Darren has been learning about the intelligence behind it all and how it works, it is all about matter.

It is true to say, British military will win the war, British science can confirm, only because Darren wants the British military to succeed, Darren is only doing what is best for the United Kingdom, British science know this, and Darren has done rather well as a science project, if British military want Darren, you need to ask British science first.

British science will decide my fate, I know the Royal Navy want me, but British science tell me I can not leave the country, the Royal Navy will be a target, Darren will work in the background with British science, I am being tested for the future.